Total Medals Earned: 1,717 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,485 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/110 points)
Win the game and save the mammoth!
Save all your animals.
Smash 10 polar bears.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/360 points)
Your very first silver!
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (105/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 19/30 (180/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 12/21 (130/270 points)
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Enter Fury Mode.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Steal a tank.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Beat level 1
Complete Competitive Mode
Beat level 1 in 2-Players mode
Use a health kit
Use 5 health kits in one game session
Beat the first boss in level 5
Finish the secret level
Finish 2-Players Mode
Defeat the second boss
Unlock 2-Players Mode
Finish 2-Player Mode with both players about to die
Collect 5 health kits in one game session
Finish the game in noob style
You so love it
Save the game 100 times!
Defeat the rock boss (third boss)
Defeat the last boss in any difficulty
Find the first and easiest secret of Acrade Mode
Finish the game in player style
Finish Competitive Mode with a player getting 10 or more points
Unlock Competitive Mode
Find the second secret in Arcade Mode
Get the three blue stars in the secret level
Finish the game in 1-life mode (OMG i can't believe it!)