Total Medals Earned: 1,717 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,485 Points
Medals Earned: 9/14 (115/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (235/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/8 (120/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 10/11 (115/140 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (70/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/185 points)
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Beat the story mode
Chain 666 attacks in a combo
Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions